It’s official. I am the inaugural Wednesday Night Champion of the World!

More prestigious than the Boston Marathon, more unpredictable than the Barkley Marathons, and more challenging than the Ironman World Championships… I have reached the pinnacle of Ninja success.

I never expected to receive this honour. I am truly humbled and it feels like a dream. I’m still trying to process it. After all, this award is only given to 1 in 7 billion people, there are no criteria so its impossible to prepare for it, and the belt…it’s just priceless.

I would like to thank my family, my ninja fans, and all the cars on the streets that don’t run us over. I wouldn’t have been able to do this without them, especially the cars.

Next week, this honour will be bestowed on another unsuspecting victim… I mean… victor.

May the odds be ever in your favour. 🤣🤣🤣

Nutrition log:

• Pre-run: nothing
• Mid-run: water
• Post-run: spaghetti with meat sauce, cantaloupe