In no particular order…

• Let’s stretch
• Let’s do one more hill!
• I love port-a-potties!
• I’m not going to throw this cup on the side of the road like all these other savages on this course
• I wish these races would start earlier because I love waking up at 3am to eat my pre-race breakfast
• I sleep like a baby the night before a race
• I need another neon orange race shirt
• I’m not going to tell anyone that I’m running a marathon this weekend
• I don’t need to check the weather forecast until the day of the race
• No cookie for me today
• Toenails are for wimps
• Vaseline is overrated
• What do you mean you have a drawer full of ugly race shirts?
• I don’t have enough laundry to do
• It’s ok, I will stop my Garmin at 9.93km